So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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