how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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