in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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