Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You made out with two different species that night
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
