Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had sex on a dog bed..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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