Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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