Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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