In the future we'll all be gay
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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