When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
time to smoke my breakfast
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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