At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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