she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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