he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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