hotel room ftw
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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