He is an equal opportunity slut.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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