she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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