ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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