Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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