the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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