yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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