so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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