do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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