I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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