Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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