Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i barfeds in our rink
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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