and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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