Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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