When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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