haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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