Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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