it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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