He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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