We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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