windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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