Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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