that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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