Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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