that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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