I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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