stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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