He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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