Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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