Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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