you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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