I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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