Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This baby is an asshole
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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