so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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