There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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