I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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