porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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