when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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