On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
