she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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