he shaved USA in his pubs
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can I color on your dick again?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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