so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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