I wanna bring you to show and tell
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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