i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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